minimald6 is alive and kicking!

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I’m happy to report that my minimald6 rpg system continues to be awesome. A whole army of creative people have written their own little games and hacks based on it, and it’s growing by the day.

There’s a minimald6 group on MeWe, in case you’re interested. Yochai Gal is the admin and has opened an online collection for all minimald6 hacks (or at least those whose authors want to share). Go there to see it in all its glory: https://yochaigal.github.io/minimald6/

What you can play in my new game

Four days ago, I showed you the 30 classes/backgrounds for my new weird fantasy game based on Into the Odd.

Today, I’d like to show you four of them in detail.

Elven Berzerker


Feared in all the lands.
Faithful only to their savage gods.
You get: Elven Darkblade (1d8), Runes of Rage, Talking Skull of your Ancestor
Sample Names: Khorzak, Yonkath, Urhuuz, Gorgo, Rilukk, Bolar
What do you know about yourself?
HP
1
Rage is the gods‘ gift, so when you fight, there are no survivors. Ever. Make WIL save to stop the slaughter when there are still beings left. Failure doubles the damage you inflict.
2
Cold smile. Successful WIL test with advantage to intimidate.
3
That tattoo on your forehead might be a demon.
4
Blood is life, so drink it from the skulls of your enemies. Regain d4 hp.
5
If anyone ever knows your true name, they gain the power to give you one order – once.
6
You fight better with blades. Roll additional d8 for damage, take better result.
Fingersmith

Quick, agile and nimble.
Specialized in property relocation.
You get: Dagger (1d6), Backpack of Holding a Lot of Stuff, Long Rope, Hooks
Sample Names:
What inspires you to show your skills?
HP
1
High buildings, towers and cliffs – scaling them is what you were born to do.
2
Now I‘m here, now I‘m not: You can hide professionally.
3
When the henchmen of the guild are after your head.
4
When you move, only the cats and spiders hear it.
5
One of your fingers is a bone key. Sever it from your hand and open any lock. Once in your life.
6
Even the smallest, thinnest, most unstable surface is something you can walk or crawl on.
Stormtrooper

No kingdom, no empire, without mindless soldiers.
Comrades in arms, a force to be reckoned with. Weak when alone.
You get: Form-fitting armor (1), repeating crossbow (1d6 blast), mysterious locket with the picture of an old, bearded man in it.
Sample Names:
Why have you joined their ranks?
HP
1
To disappear. You have a shady past. Shady, and filled with people who hate you.
2
To become tougher: You may roll a WIL test instead of STR to determine if you‘re critically wounded. Once per fight.
3
To get away from a life as subsistence farmer. But at least, you know how to use plant-based remedies.
4
To be with company. 2 in 20 chance one of your comrade in arms shows up when you need him.
5
To afford university. Little did you know you have to be on active service for 10 years before you are allowed to study anything.
6
To silence the voices in your head. Oh, the voices! They tell you what to do, and sometimes you can‘t resist their commands.
City

Some people know all the streets and places in town.
Others have all the important contacts. 
But you. You. Are. The. City.
You get: Impromptu weapons you can find always and everywhere (1-3: d6, 4-6: d8), Concrete plate armor (1), a horse, a carriage, a tiny house that‘s bigger on the inside
Sample Names: Craswell, Shiverpool, The Blanks, Compound-8, Hopefalls, Dawnburg, Solitude
What‘s so frightening about you?
HP
1
You can crush their dreams and destroy their hope. Touch a victim and make them save against WIL to avoid total catatonia for the next (Level) rounds.
2
You know. You just know what they did. Make WIL test to remember.
3
You hate dirt. It makes you ugly. So much so, you have to spend hours every evening to groom yourself. Do this, or your stench demands a WIL save from everyone you meet to stay around.
4
You can make them or break them. Say who you want to help. Then roll. 1-3: make them roll 2d20 for a save and pick the better one. 4-6: make them roll 2d20 for a save and pick the worse one.
5
When you are with friends, they all somehow gain Armor 1 protection.
6
Where there was no street or no way around, there will be one. You are City.

Into the Odd: 30 backgrounds for my weird-fantasy game

Elven Berzerker
Fingersmith
Stormtrooper
City

Cult Henchman
Hunchbacked Mystic
Troll Cannoneer
Nine Heavenly Seas Navigator
Netherworld Barbarian
Slugman Noble
Ruler of a Forgotten Land
Dwarven Engineer
Panzer Templar
Beastmaster
Ornamentalist
Pig-Folk Witcher
Essence Collector
Spice Merchant
Necroscientist
Gnome Jeweller
Councilman
Brewer of Potions
Silver-tongued Preacher
Petty God
Ritual Grandmaster
Gourmand
Crab-Man Sherpa
Pandimensional Vermin Hunter
Slave-Master
Cloaked Rent-A-Sage

One door closes…

… and another door is opening. Google announcing their shutdown of the roleplaying game online mecca, Google+, felt like a hard slap in the face.

And then, within one day, hundreds of us moved to MeWe.com. Sure, it looks like Facebook, but it’s totally different and protects your privacy. And in the coming months, a lot of features will be added.

In case you’re wondering: I’m https://mewe.com/i/norbert.matausch. I’m looking forward to connecting with you.

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Cyberdeck Name generator

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From the Tunnels into the Odd

… or how to convert Tunnels&Trolls monsters to Into the Odd.

Don’t get me wrong, I like T&T, I really do. But there’s so much math involved, it’s simply too much for me. It’s not complicated math, mind you, just basic addition and subtraction. But this is done every single combat round, and it usually involves high-ish two-digit numbers.

So how would I handle Into the Tunnels?
Taking a huge chunk from Chris Dowell’s guidelines, I’d say this:

Monster Rating

Look at the MR and divide it by 8. This gives you its D&D Hit Dice.
Does this make the monster…
… basic? Give it 1d6 hp
… survivable? Give it 2d6 hp
… majorly tough? Give it 3d6 hp
… life-threateningly dangerous? Give it 4d6, and cap out at 18hp.

Damage

d6 as a starting point
d8 for serious stuff
d10 for big stuff
d12 only for the biggest stuff
d20 for outrageously crazy shit

Special Attacks / Abilities

When a player character receives a Critical Hit (all hp are gone, and they fail their STR save), the monster‘s special abilities are activated. Don‘t wait for Special Attacks to be activated, though – they‘re always on. Use sensibly.

Diamond Lizard by David A. Ullery

So how does this hold up in real life?

Let’s take the Diamond Lizard (from Gristlegrim). To quote:

It lives in the deserts of western Rhalph and is a fierce predator. It attains a size of seven to nine feet in length and may be two or three feet in height on its wide-sprawling legs. It is as fierce and active as any wolf in the desert heat, but cold weather makes it go dormant and sluggish. The diamond lizard is renowned for the gemlike substance that forms and grows in its forehead–a jewel that looks very much like an uncut diamond. These jewels are prized as wand-stones–they seem to facilitate the casting of magic, and accomplished wizards can store spells within them along with the energy necessary to work those spells. The full grown lizard has a monster rating of 100 to 200.

Let’s go with MR 150. This translates to 18 HD in D&D. In ItO, this is definitely worth 18 hp. In T&T, the damage a monster potentially does depends on its Monster Rating: (MR/10+1)d6 +(MR/2). For the Diamond Lizard, we get 16d6+75. Just as comparison: In most T&T groups, an orc has roughly MR 20, resulting in 3d6+10. This lizard monster is about six times more dangerous than the average orc, so I’d give it at least a d10 damage.

The text doesn’t mention any special abilities, so let’s create one: When the Diamond Lizard does Critical Damage, it destroys one Oddity/Arcanum/Magic Item. Yes, it’s that bad.

Random Kung Fu Style Generator

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Strange Artifact Generator

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Strange Artifact Generator