Chaos Monk, Into the Odd style

I know. You’ve seen his cousin.
But today: the Chaos Monk, Into the Odd style, but keeping the original hp.

STR 10
DEX 11
CHA 9

HD: 1d5 = 2

Starting abilities:
– no armor allowed
– use only lame weapons 🙂
– are only surprised on a 1 in 8, and only if “spoken to by a member of the opposite gender”

Abilities:

• Reaching 2nd level: “kung-fu kick” (d5 at level 2, d6 at level 3, d8 at level 5)
• Reaching 3rd level: Speak with Fungi.
• Reaching 4th level: Flip over the back of their opponent while making a high-pitched scream.
• Reaching 6th level: cast Confusion once a day on not just themselves but others.
• Reaching 8th level: Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. It is unclear whether this has any real mechanical effect however.